The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

1. What is your favorite word?
• Hope.
2. What is your least favorite word?
• Failure.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
• The opportunity for progress and a sense of purpose.
4. What turns you off?
• Regression and a lack of purpose, as well as negativity and hatefulness.
5. What is your favorite curse word?
• Shit.
  
6. What sound or noise do you love?
• The sound of a basketball swishing through the net.
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
• My alarm in the morning. Fifteen more minutes, please.
  
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
• At this point I just need a job, but I would enjoy any job where I could create and do.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
• I would strongly dislike the standard "office job" or anything math related.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
• I would love for God to say with open arms, "Come here you!"